black coffee princess

one day i’ll find a girl at a bar that just orders vodka straight on the rocks with 2 limes and then i’ll marry her

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tbh two memes that should never die are “free him” and “………slime man”

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scullymemes:

free him

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weloveshortvideos.com

kiyalunga muscly calves

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vh1

midworst also your sister is moving to my city so don’t be surprised if you soon become an only child because we’re fighting to the death when we meet

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midworst ilana wexler is not in that hot trashy girls archetype i’m talkin tattooed on every inch and sweaty all the time and chopped hair with a shitty ombre and maybe a toof missing

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hot trashy girls and girls with good calves can murder me forever

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i’m entering the world of that feel good weekday dunk and all i wanna do is perform cunnilingus but i’m chillin w squad :///

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turnip tuesday (at Squad Headquarters)

turnip tuesday (at Squad Headquarters)

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hahahhaha my fucking cat killed the lil plant i was gonna give bae i am fuming right now

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im shopping on 3rd av right now and the lead singer from Pierce the Veil is walking in front of me with a girl on each side and a fucking Glamour Kills snapback i want to kick him

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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cyclopette
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wolfofwaluigi
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ricktimus